Not only has she single handedly delegated American Vogue into a joke of a fashion magazine but WHY oh why would you make Tina Fey into an ass clown like this? I ADORE me some Tina Fey. And I don't hate... I mean, what do you do when you're asked to pose on the cover of Vogue? What do you do when you're inevitably attacked by stylists and skeletor in a pencil dress? Oh Anna, Do you get some sort of sick pleasure in taking one of the only smart, funny women we have as a country to hold in high esteem and making her look awkward and p-p-painfully uncomfortable in the glossy pages?! BUNNY EARS?! (EDIT: my husband just pointed out that those are mouse ears, haha. IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE THIS UPSET. I get flustered.)
"please don't hurt me" - Tina's face

Your bobble head better hope I don't see you on the street Anna. Watch your back.

Your bobble head better hope I don't see you on the street Anna. Watch your back.
Now let me say that Tina does look PRETTY. Technically. She has a sweet little figure and at least on the cover she doesn't look constipated. Just stiff and vacant behind the eyes. Can you actually photoshop character out? Hm... I did not know that. But come on. Have you ever seen a more awkward expression than the one on her face in the long shot? I don't think I have.
This is not how I like to start my Saturday morning.
Seacrest OUT. xo